1995 Vintage: The Bone

“Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.” “Well, stop going to those places!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1601/25/2002 01:56I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Linux_Kernel_0.104/13/1996 09:39Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Titanic_Survivor10/02/2009 23:56I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@StoneCold_31604/02/1999 03:38And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs01/28/2001 01:27Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Mocking_Sponge06/22/2011 07:57mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@No_Way_Jose01/24/2008 01:02No way! That’s too much!