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1995 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands

 I asked if his hands were steady. He said, “They’re fine as long as I don’t think about my ex-wife.”

Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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