The tip jar says, “Tipping is like beer—it makes everyone feel better.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Tip Jar

 The bouncer tells a guy, “You’re too drunk to come in.” The guy says, “I’m too drunk to walk away, so we have a stalemate.”… Read More »1996 Archive: The Bouncer

 A maraschino cherry walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve food.” The cherry says, “I’m not food, I’m an accessory!” Part of… Read More »1996 Classic: The Garnish

 A guy orders a “Hop-pocalypse Now.” The bartender says, “Good choice. It’s bitter, just like the movie.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Microbrew Name

 A guy complains about too much foam. The bartender says, “That’s not foam, that’s the beer’s personality.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Foam

 A guy asks, “Where is the beer garden?” The bartender says, “Out back, but don’t pick the flowers, they’re actually cans.” Part of the 64… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Beer Garden

 A man orders a Bitter. After one sip, he starts complaining about his taxes. The bartender says, “Wow, that beer works fast.” Part of the… Read More »1996 Classic: The Bitter

 A lager walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re looking a bit pale.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Lager

 The bar towel says, “I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Bar Towel

 A couple is at a bar for their anniversary. The wife says, “Let’s drink to 10 years!” The husband says, “I’ll drink to that… and… Read More »1996 Classic: The Anniversary