A couple is at a bar for their anniversary. The wife says, “Let’s drink to 10 years!” The husband says, “I’ll drink to that… and the beer.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
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That was intense... and funny!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!