A lager walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re looking a bit pale.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I am listening... and I am laughing.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
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Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
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Heh heh heh. Good one.