1996 Classic: The Garnish

A maraschino cherry walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve food.” The cherry says, “I’m not food, I’m an accessory!”

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@Hercules_Xena01/13/2001 09:10By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Memento_Guy06/08/2008 01:08Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Requiem_Dreamer11/05/1995 00:11That was intense... and funny!

@PopUp_Blocker_X09/09/2015 04:55I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@StumbleUpon_User05/10/1998 08:03I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!