1996 Classic: The Tip Jar

The tip jar says, “Tipping is like beer—it makes everyone feel better.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer05/08/2012 19:52Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Sid_Meier_Fan10/26/2008 16:56Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Harry_Potter_0105/05/2003 21:25Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@MIRC_Ghost01/12/2005 19:36Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Incredibles_Dash06/17/2004 05:35That was super fast and super funny!

@Eminem_Fan_0007/04/2001 15:45Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Napster_Search04/04/2002 10:56Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Walter_Sobchak12/02/2013 02:55Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?