A guy calls himself a ‘mixologist’. The bartender says, “Cool, I’m a liquid technician.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Mixologist

 A ginger ale walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve soft drinks.” The ginger ale says, “I have a bit of a… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Ginger Ale

 A guy orders a ‘flight’ of beers. After the third sample, he looks at the bartender and says, “I feel like I’ve taken off, but… Read More »1996 Classic: The Craft Beer Flight

 A guy asks for the cheapest drink. The bartender hands him a glass of ice and says, “Wait for it to melt.” Part of the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The High-End Bar

 Why was the pint glass so happy? Because it was always full of itself. Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Pint Glass

 A bourbon orders a bourbon. The bartender says, “That’s a bit redundant.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Bourbon

 A guy walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a Dirty Martini.” The bartender says, “How dirty?” The guy says, “Make it look like… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Dirty Martini

 A guy orders a Cosmo. The bartender asks, “Are you waiting for your three friends from New York?” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Cosmopolitan

 A keg of beer rolls into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re already rounded, you don’t need another.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Keg

 A peanut walks into a bar and is a-salted. Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified