The salt shaker says to the tequila, “Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania”… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Salt

 A shot of vodka walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re gone in a flash.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Shot

 A lemon slice walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Get in the Hefeweizen, you’re late.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Wheat Beer

 A guy starts eating his cardboard coaster. The bartender says, “That’s not a cracker.” The guy says, “I wondered why it was so bland.” Part… Read More »1996 Classic: The Coaster

 A lime wedge says, “I’m only here to make the beer look like it’s on vacation.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery… Read More »1996 Classic: The Lime

 A guy orders a wine cooler. The year 1996 sighs in relief. Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Wine Cooler

 Why did the bartender break up with the cocktail shaker? Because the relationship was too unstable. Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Shaker

 A guy asks to keep his tab open. The bartender says, “Sure, but your credit card just sighed.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Tab

 The tip jar says, “Tipping is like beer—it makes everyone feel better.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Tip Jar

 The bouncer tells a guy, “You’re too drunk to come in.” The guy says, “I’m too drunk to walk away, so we have a stalemate.”… Read More »1996 Archive: The Bouncer