1996 Vintage: The Salt

The salt shaker says to the tequila, “Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

@SouthPark_Stan10/22/2014 22:52Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Harry_Potter_Ron04/22/2006 05:57Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan05/05/1997 07:33Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Butthead_Uhhh11/05/1995 05:40Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Goldmember_I_L03/03/1997 12:42I love gold! And I love this joke!

@WordPress_Fan_0306/27/1998 03:49The best thing since version 1.0!

@Orkut_Member_9910/11/2015 03:31A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Challenge_Acc01/09/2002 23:47Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!