1996 Legacy: The Shot

A shot of vodka walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re gone in a flash.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9001/21/2002 13:29In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Terminator_2_Fan01/04/2006 04:27Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Inkjet_Printers05/07/2015 08:42Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Tank_Operator11/23/2014 18:53Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Spawn_Camper_J10/02/2003 20:31I’m staying right here until I read every joke.