1996 Archive: The Bouncer

The bouncer tells a guy, “You’re too drunk to come in.” The guy says, “I’m too drunk to walk away, so we have a stalemate.”

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@Vaporwave_Original06/12/2011 00:26Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Pokemon_Blue03/22/2013 15:09Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Dumb_And_Dumber12/30/2010 06:26So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Cast_Away_Wilson03/14/2010 17:28WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Geocities_Neighbor06/29/1997 04:01Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Weird_Science_G07/06/2011 06:26We created a monster... of a joke!

@Frame_Set_Wizard08/19/2006 15:51I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.