A guy starts eating his cardboard coaster. The bartender says, “That’s not a cracker.” The guy says, “I wondered why it was so bland.”
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Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
The Dude abides... this joke.
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