1996 Vintage: The Shaker

Why did the bartender break up with the cocktail shaker? Because the relationship was too unstable.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »

"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

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A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan08/31/2014 07:30I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee03/26/2012 09:28A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Toy_Story_Woody09/11/2013 23:58There is a joke in my boot!

@Napster_User_9906/26/2003 06:17Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Iron_Man_Tony08/11/1997 00:30I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green04/06/2009 20:04Super green! Hilarious!

@Goosebumps_Kid08/24/2013 12:26Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Wayne_World_Ex11/05/1995 15:09Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Futurama_Fry_M10/29/2015 08:50Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.