A maraschino cherry walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve food.” The cherry says, “I’m not food, I’m an accessory!” Part of… Read More »1996 Classic: The Garnish

 A guy orders a “Hop-pocalypse Now.” The bartender says, “Good choice. It’s bitter, just like the movie.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Microbrew Name

 A guy complains about too much foam. The bartender says, “That’s not foam, that’s the beer’s personality.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Foam

 A guy asks, “Where is the beer garden?” The bartender says, “Out back, but don’t pick the flowers, they’re actually cans.” Part of the 64… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Beer Garden