A guy asks, “Where is the beer garden?” The bartender says, “Out back, but don’t pick the flowers, they’re actually cans.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
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The Neutron Special
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2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
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65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
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55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The Deadpool & Wolverine
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
The highest note of humor!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!