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1996 Legacy: The Beer Garden

 A guy asks, “Where is the beer garden?” The bartender says, “Out back, but don’t pick the flowers, they’re actually cans.”

Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X06/07/1998 21:30Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Nokia_Snake_Champ12/15/2002 05:18Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Nsync_Justin08/03/2002 00:27Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Diva_Plavalaguna09/01/1997 13:29The highest note of humor!
@Speed_Racer_Go08/08/1999 00:28Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@BackToFuture_M10/06/2005 05:45Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Tina_Eat_Food04/17/2010 23:28Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Ermahgerd_Girl04/26/2010 11:44ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Woman_Yelling_C03/02/1996 02:20The cat is just sitting there laughing!

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