1996 Classic: The Lime

A lime wedge says, “I’m only here to make the beer look like it’s on vacation.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

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A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

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A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

@Napster_King10/24/1999 08:06I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Pikachu_Fan_8810/08/2007 11:01Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Hellboy_Red11/21/2011 15:20I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@StumbleUpon_User11/19/2000 21:17I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Second_Life_Avy11/09/2015 18:19In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat04/27/1999 09:35Heh heh heh. Good one.