A guy walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a Dirty Martini.” The bartender says, “How dirty?” The guy says, “Make it look like it was dropped in a puddle on the way here.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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