1996 Archive: The Bar Nut

A peanut walks into a bar and is a-salted.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin07/13/2013 08:49P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Burning_CDs09/13/2014 05:12I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Beverly_Hills_9021003/03/1999 07:11The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant09/03/2015 22:13They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Leeroy_Jenkins01/09/2005 23:40At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Newgrounds_User06/09/2003 11:31Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Homestar_Runner06/20/2011 11:15That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Podcast_Listener06/16/2003 00:31I’ll mention this in my next episode!