A guy walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a Dirty Martini.” The bartender says, “How dirty?” The guy says, “Make it look like… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Dirty Martini

 A guy orders a Cosmo. The bartender asks, “Are you waiting for your three friends from New York?” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Cosmopolitan

 A keg of beer rolls into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re already rounded, you don’t need another.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Keg

 A peanut walks into a bar and is a-salted. Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

 A guy tells the bartender, “I started making my own beer at home.” The bartender asks, “How is it?” The guy says, “My wife left… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Homebrewer

 A guy goes on a brewery tour and falls into a vat of beer. He says, “It wasn’t all bad, I got out three times… Read More »1996 Archive: The Brewery Tour

 Two guys are arguing about a movie. They look at the bartender. The bartender says, “I’m a bartender, not IMDb. That doesn’t exist yet.” Part… Read More »1996 Archive: The Pre-Internet Bet

 A guy sees his reflection in the mirror and says, “I’ll have what he’s having.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery &… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Mirror Again

 A guy walks into a bar and orders a Gin and Tonic. The bartender says, “We only use craft tonic made from hand-picked quinine.” The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Gin & Tonic

 Tequila walks into a bar. The bartender says, “No, last time you were here, clothes started disappearing.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Tequila