1996 Archive: The Tequila

Tequila walks into a bar. The bartender says, “No, last time you were here, clothes started disappearing.”

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@Titanic_Survivor08/03/2007 01:31I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Optical_Mouse_9912/23/2006 08:01I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Kazaa_Leecher08/12/2013 11:35I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

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@Runescape_Noob09/04/2006 12:23Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Salad_Fingers_F03/21/2000 08:49I like it when the jokes are... rusty.