1996 Archive: The Pre-Internet Bet

Two guys are arguing about a movie. They look at the bartender. The bartender says, “I’m a bartender, not IMDb. That doesn’t exist yet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »

@Hercules_Xena05/07/2008 07:04By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Macarena_Dancer09/13/2008 13:08Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Myspace_First_Friend05/03/2011 18:23I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Emule_Donkey05/16/2011 11:39Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Wild_Thornberry11/04/2011 13:06Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Loituma_Girl05/10/2009 02:58Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Fire_Background12/20/2009 18:24This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost01/15/2004 22:18Laughing at the security of my own ribs!