A guy sees his reflection in the mirror and says, “I’ll have what he’s having.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Stanly Cup Part 2
The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Very Demure
A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »
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Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.