A guy tells the bartender, “I started making my own beer at home.” The bartender asks, “How is it?” The guy says, “My wife left me and the cat moved out, but the carbonation is perfect.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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