1996 Archive: The Keg

A keg of beer rolls into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re already rounded, you don’t need another.”

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@Austin_Powers_Doctor09/26/2009 07:18One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Mean_Girls_Regina04/03/2003 03:23Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@C++_Dev_9807/22/2006 01:10I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Beavis_Cornholio11/19/2015 02:02I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Goonies_Never_D03/10/2014 09:49Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Brennan_Huff_X12/05/2010 06:25I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Toolbar_Hater11/29/2013 21:09My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Afk_For_Laughs07/06/1998 10:39Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.