Why was the pint glass so happy? Because it was always full of itself.
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
A joke for the end of the world.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
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7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
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