A guy calls himself a ‘mixologist’. The bartender says, “Cool, I’m a liquid technician.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2024 Archive: The White Russian
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro
A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »
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The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
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Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
My followers need to see this!