A ginger ale walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve soft drinks.” The ginger ale says, “I have a bit of a kick!”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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