1996 Legacy: The High-End Bar

A guy asks for the cheapest drink. The bartender hands him a glass of ice and says, “Wait for it to melt.”

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@SoundBlaster_1607/24/2001 13:45I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Ebay_Sniper01/16/2007 14:57Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Legally_Blonde_Elle10/22/2008 19:14What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Better_Off_Dead08/24/2005 22:17I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Technorati_Tag09/29/1996 15:43Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Bebo_Lover_0512/09/1998 19:48Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!