In 2020, Christmas was “unprecedented.” We were all wearing pajamas 24/7, sanitizing our groceries, and wondering if the neighbor was a “Creeper” or just an… Read More »31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
A pork chop! You definitely want to watch out for that quick move.
A puddle. Reality can be quite harsh for our winter friends in summer.
She heard she was “drowning” in paperwork.
Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands: She was trying to make up her mind.
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, “This one is so advanced it doesn’t just burn fat; it actively insults every donut… Read More »2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
Why Snow White? Because it’s the only movie that makes you wish the Queen had actually succeeded in the first five minutes. Part of the 33… Read More »2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some lab-grown snacks! Part of the 54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2025 Archive: The Robin
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