Why did the lawyer sue the delivery guy? For “breach of contract regarding the structural integrity of a taco shell.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
As if! This is too funny.
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.