Why were the Marlins’ fences too close? Because Stanton hit nearly 60 home runs and decided that “exit velocity” was his favorite hobby.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition
In 2018, logic took a break. The backup quarterback humiliated To...read more »
2025 Classic: The Club World Cup Expansion
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The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition
In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
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Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
This is the future of humor!