2024 Legacy: The Traitors Victory
Why Best Reality Program? Because Alan Cumming in a Scottish castle is the only person we allow to lie to our faces with impunity. Part… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Traitors Victory
2023 Classic: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and don’t talk to a bot for 48 hours.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis”… Read More »2023 Classic: The Pill Logic
2023 Archive: Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” fine with a robot overlord. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The “Uncanny Valley” AI Art
Why did the family portraits look so weird? Because instead of a photographer, we used Lensa AI and now everyone has six fingers and the… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Uncanny Valley” AI Art
2022 Vintage: The Coachella Hologram Era
Why the technology? For the year we started wondering if we were actually seeing the artists or just a very high-quality digital projection. Part of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Coachella Hologram Era
2022 Vintage: The Wikipedia Font Lockdown
Why did the history department head look so incredibly smug? Because she updated the school’s digital anti-cheating filter, catching twelve different essays that still had… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Wikipedia Font Lockdown
2022 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2023 Failures” for me. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Doordash Lawsuit
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery guy? For “breach of contract regarding the structural integrity of a taco shell.” Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Doordash Lawsuit
2020 Vintage: Outstanding Comedy
Why Schitt’s Creek? For proving that “Ew, David!” was the only correct reaction to all of 2020. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: Outstanding Comedy
2019 Classic: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” a picture of a green toddler. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified