2018 Legacy: The TikTok Newbie
One, but they have to lip-sync to “Mia Khalifa” while doing it. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The TikTok Newbie
2018 Classic: The Florence + The Machine “High as Hope”
Why the bare feet? For Florence getting intimate and soulful, proving she didn’t need a wall of sound to be powerful. Part of the 40… Read More »2018 Classic: The Florence + The Machine “High as Hope”
2018 Vintage: The Laptop “MacBook Air” Retina
Why did the boss finally upgrade? Because he could finally read the “Low Font” on his emails without a magnifying glass. Part of the 71… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Laptop “MacBook Air” Retina
2017 Legacy: The Giancarlo Stanton 59 HRs
Why were the Marlins’ fences too close? Because Stanton hit nearly 60 home runs and decided that “exit velocity” was his favorite hobby. Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Giancarlo Stanton 59 HRs
2016 Legacy: Leo’s Big Night
Why did Leonardo DiCaprio finally win? Because the Academy realized that if he survived a bear attack and ate raw bison liver for a movie,… Read More »2016 Legacy: Leo’s Big Night
2016 Archive: The Musical.ly Star
One, but they have to lip-sync to a sped-up version of “Cheap Thrills” while screwing it in. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The Musical.ly Star
2015 Archive: The B-52
“Light it up like a new iPad Pro.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Margarita
“Saltier than a fan who didn’t get tickets to the new Star Wars.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline… Read More »2015 Archive: The Margarita
2015 Classic: Apple Watch Launch
Why did everyone start staring at their wrists in 2015? Because Apple decided that taking a phone out of your pocket was too much work… Read More »2015 Classic: Apple Watch Launch
2014 Legacy: The Lumbersexual
A guy with a massive beard, a flannel shirt, and pristine leather boots walks in. The bartender asks, “Did you just come from the forest?”… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Lumbersexual