2015 Archive: The Margarita

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9003/09/2003 05:55In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball11/26/2000 01:58Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Wild_Thornberry04/03/2007 02:00Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Slashdot_Effect05/08/2013 22:10We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob01/14/2012 22:14The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Gaia_Online_Gold05/07/2004 06:40Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Afk_For_Laughs08/24/2010 06:27Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Cool_Story_Bro02/17/2010 09:28Actually, it IS a cool story!