A puddle. Reality can be quite harsh for our winter friends in summer.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
so much better than all those ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
i actually had a similar situation last week. life is a joke sometimes lol.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.