Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:
She was trying to make up her mind.
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
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Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.
i’m gonna tell this to my manager tomorrow and see what happens.
haha, i love how her mind works. zero logic, 100% funny.
omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.