A pork chop! You definitely want to watch out for that quick move.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
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Q: Why did the golfer bring...
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A: In case he go...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.
simply hilarious. thank u for the smile today!