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Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the office?

She heard she was “drowning” in paperwork.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George10/20/2006 17:42What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Napster_User_9908/13/2003 17:32Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@MP3_Encoder06/05/2012 16:58128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@He_Man_Power07/29/2002 08:34I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan05/10/2011 04:37Shake and bake! Hilarious!
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the office?”

  1. User_48
    User_48 [Human Verified]

    found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.

  2. User_215
    User_215 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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