A guy orders a ‘flight’ of beers. After the third sample, he looks at the bartender and says, “I feel like I’ve taken off, but I’m not sure where we’re landing.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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