1996 Vintage: The Bar Towel

The bar towel says, “I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

@BBS_Sysop01/23/2006 14:38Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Msdos_Expert08/12/2001 04:05DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Macarena_Dancer02/10/2006 17:34Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Toy_Story_Woody08/30/2002 01:46There is a joke in my boot!

@Ghostbusters_V07/28/1999 20:17Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Salt_Bae_Original10/16/1995 19:02Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Web_Counter_9911/27/2014 09:30I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Protoss_Pylon08/31/2000 13:21You must construct additional laughs!

@Tablet_User_1007/02/2010 03:13Tapping my way to a good mood.