A guy walks into a bar and orders 1,000 beers. The bartender asks, “Planning a party?” The guy says, “No, I’m practicing for when the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Y2K Paranoia

 A guy asks, “Is there actually tea in this?” The bartender says, “There’s enough alcohol in here to make you believe there’s a whole forest… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Long Island Iced Tea

 A guy gets up to sing “Wonderwall.” The bartender hands him a drink and says, “Drink this, it makes everyone else sound better.” Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Karaoke

 A guy tries to use his coaster as a frisbee. The bartender says, “This isn’t a park, and you’re not a dog.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Coaster 1997

 A guy orders a Dark and Stormy. The bartender says, “That’s also the weather forecast for your head tomorrow morning.” Part of the 72 Bar… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Dark and Stormy

 A guy walks into a trendy new cigar bar. He says, “I can’t see the bartender.” A voice through the smoke says, “I can’t see… Read More »1997 Archive: The Cigar Bar

 A guy orders Absinthe. Five minutes later, he’s having a deep conversation with a green fairy about the meaning of “The Verve.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Absinthe

 A guy hits a ball off the table. The bartender says, “That’s a foul.” The guy says, “No, that’s an escape attempt.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Pool Table

 A guy asks, “Are these peanuts free?” The bartender says, “The peanuts are free, the salt is five dollars.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Bar Snacks

 A guy orders “Sex on the Beach.” The bartender says, “Can we just call it ‘Fruit Juice #4’? My mom is in the back.” Part… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Sex on the Beach