1997 Archive: The Absinthe

A guy orders Absinthe. Five minutes later, he’s having a deep conversation with a green fairy about the meaning of “The Verve.”

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@Matrix_Glitch07/28/2015 02:34There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Zip_Drive_Owner05/22/2015 05:25Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Clueless_Cher05/18/2001 03:22As if! This is too funny.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher11/06/2013 15:11I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Snake_Game_Pro04/15/2005 03:03I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Celebrity_DM04/14/2002 05:09Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Goldmember_I_L12/25/1995 11:18I love gold! And I love this joke!