A guy orders “Sex on the Beach.” The bartender says, “Can we just call it ‘Fruit Juice #4’? My mom is in the back.”
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twisters
A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
2024 Archive: The B-52
"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brainrot
A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
One does not simply read one joke.
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We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
3D laughs are the best!
I see what you did there. Clever!
Saving the best laugh for last!