A guy asks, “Is there actually tea in this?” The bartender says, “There’s enough alcohol in here to make you believe there’s a whole forest in the glass.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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A fan from Brazil! Great humor!