A guy gets up to sing “Wonderwall.” The bartender hands him a drink and says, “Drink this, it makes everyone else sound better.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
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73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa
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The Salt Shaker
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