A guy flips open his brand new StarTAC phone at the bar. The bartender says, “Is that a phone or are you communicating with the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Flip Phone

 A shot glass says to the beer mug, “I may be small, but I pack a punch.” The mug says, “I may be big, but… Read More »1997 Classic: The Shot Glass

 An ice bucket says, “I’m the coolest guy in the bar.” The fridge says, “Stay in your lane, kid.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Ice Bucket

 A guy asks for a lime with his Corona. The bartender says, “Without the lime, it’s just a beer. With the lime, it’s a lifestyle.”… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Corona

 A guy orders a vodka and a new drink called “Red Bull.” An hour later, he’s trying to bar-hop by actually jumping over the bars.… Read More »1997 Archive: The Vodka Red Bull

 The neon sign flickers. A guy says, “That’s Morse code for ‘have another’.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Neon Sign

 Why was the shaker so noisy? It was trying to wake up the spirits. Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance &… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Cocktail Shaker

 A guy orders Tequila Gold. The bartender says, “You know that’s just caramel coloring, right?” The guy says, “Don’t ruin the magic.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Tequila Gold

 A girl walks into a bar and asks for a Cosmo. The bartender says, “You’re the 50th person today. Is there a marathon on TV… Read More »1997 Archive: The Cosmopolitan

 “The secret to a good 1997 cocktail is adding enough sugar to hide the fact that you’re drinking cheap gin.” Part of the 72 Bar… Read More »1997 Classic: The Bartender’s Secret