A guy orders a Dark and Stormy. The bartender says, “That’s also the weather forecast for your head tomorrow morning.” Part of the 72 Bar… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Dark and Stormy

 A guy walks into a trendy new cigar bar. He says, “I can’t see the bartender.” A voice through the smoke says, “I can’t see… Read More »1997 Archive: The Cigar Bar

 A guy orders Absinthe. Five minutes later, he’s having a deep conversation with a green fairy about the meaning of “The Verve.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Absinthe

 A guy hits a ball off the table. The bartender says, “That’s a foul.” The guy says, “No, that’s an escape attempt.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Pool Table

 A guy asks, “Are these peanuts free?” The bartender says, “The peanuts are free, the salt is five dollars.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Bar Snacks

 A guy orders “Sex on the Beach.” The bartender says, “Can we just call it ‘Fruit Juice #4’? My mom is in the back.” Part… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Sex on the Beach

 A guy walks into a bar and orders a “Titanic.” The bartender gives him a shot of vodka and a giant bucket of ice. Part… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Titanic

 A guy gets knocked down by a strong drink. He gets up again. The bartender says, “You’re never gonna keep him down.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Chumbawamba

 A guy complains his tiny umbrella is broken. The bartender says, “It’s 1997, everything is a little fragile.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Umbrella Drink Part 2

 A guy waits five minutes for his Guinness. He says, “Is it ready yet?” The bartender says, “Patience is a virtue, and I’m a saint… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Guinness