A guy walks into a bar and orders a “Titanic.” The bartender gives him a shot of vodka and a giant bucket of ice.
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
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2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
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2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
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2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
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