A guy orders a Sidecar. The bartender says, “Where’s the motorcycle?” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition… Read More »1997 Classic: The Sidecar

 A guy walks into a bar and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The guy says, “I forgot to feed my digital pet and… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Tamagotchi

 A guy orders a B-52. The bartender lights it on fire. The guy says, “I asked for a drink, not a Viking funeral!” Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The B-52

 A guy orders a Midori Sour. The bartender says, “I haven’t seen that color since I cleaned the glow-sticks out of the drain.” Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Midori Sour

 The bottle opener says, “I’m the only one here with a real job.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Bottle Opener

 A guy orders a Rusty Nail. The bartender says, “Tetanus shot not included.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice… Read More »1997 Classic: The Rusty Nail

 A guy walks into a bar and orders 1,000 beers. The bartender asks, “Planning a party?” The guy says, “No, I’m practicing for when the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Y2K Paranoia

 A guy asks, “Is there actually tea in this?” The bartender says, “There’s enough alcohol in here to make you believe there’s a whole forest… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Long Island Iced Tea

 A guy gets up to sing “Wonderwall.” The bartender hands him a drink and says, “Drink this, it makes everyone else sound better.” Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Karaoke

 A guy tries to use his coaster as a frisbee. The bartender says, “This isn’t a park, and you’re not a dog.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Coaster 1997